As a kid its certain things in my childhood that have left me scared. Some of its food, and well the rest is a few other things but hey we all have these things that our parents did that make us say “Im never going to do that bullshyt to my child.” And ladies & gentlemen, boys & girls, whores & virgins, cats & turtles (Mannie Fresh voice) Vaseoline is one of those products that hurt me soul (c) Lupe.
What every normal man enjoys……a Nut & Nap…Simplicity!
*stretches arms* was up world? Its been minute yes…lol…We got some catching up to do…Pop the hood lets ride……
What does it mean when you run out of straps and the woman pulls some out of her purse? On one hand it show shes a responsible woman right…but then on the flip side its like “How much fucking is this chick doing?” This shyt actually happened to be once. You know how you always have that one girl or dude that you’ve known for so many years and yall get up every now again. Yeah it was one of those, but I just never thought she rolled in that way..lol…But what really thru me off was the fact she just didnt have one, she had a baby pack of em.
So Im sitting on the bed thinkin “timeout, flag on the play.” So I asked….and she said “Hey you never know, you should always be prepared.” And for a split second I respected that but my mind immediately shifted to shes a responsible whore. Needless to say I got over it for the moment and still beat…lol…but still afterwards, a nigga was sticky and confused….So how do you all feel about women carrying condoms?
Fellas, Steve “Im a tell ladies what they already know” Harvey has now became the God of relationships to women now a days. I swear you cant have one conversation about men or relationships without at least female quoting atleast one or two lines from the book. It’s like clock work I promise! The most controversial suggestion….a woman should out for atleast 90 days before allowing a brotha to dump dick.
Why? According to the book they should hold out to be sure a man can protect, profess and provide…lol..Basically the vagina is a precious pot of gold, where every pubic hair should be cherished, and every clit should be admired. Which got me to thinking…What is our virtue? Shouldn’t we hold out as well? You got damn right!!!!! And thats when it hit me….Rule 22:50: “Upon meeting a new female in your life, a man should reframe from spending no more than 20-22.50 on dates for the first 90 days..Thats right….nothing fucking fancy (c) Dream
Anybody that really knows me knows that I follow Foxxhole Radio damn near religiously, you see, the Foxxhole is the only place in the world where my recklessness/ignorance is not looked down upon.