Memory Lane: Middle Finger To Vaseline

April 16, 2010

As a kid its certain things in my childhood that have left me scared. Some of its food, and well the rest is a few other things but hey we all have these things that our parents did that make us say “Im never going to do that bullshyt to my child.”  And ladies & gentlemen, boys & girls, whores & virgins, cats & turtles (Mannie Fresh voice) Vaseoline is one of those products that hurt me soul (c) Lupe.

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Living The Life: A Nut & Nap

April 16, 2010

What every normal man enjoys……a Nut & Nap…Simplicity!

*stretches arms* was up world? Its been minute yes…lol…We got some catching up to do…Pop the hood lets ride……

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Quick Thoughts: If You’re Not Married, You are Single…

October 20, 2009

Spotted @ Necoles layer

Apparently ole boy Life Skills is a relationship blogger and  he had a few words about single women in relationships. Cant lie low key the homie has some valid points though….for those who cant view the video here is some subjects touched upon.

“The real problem with women in relationships is that they are doing marital acts with their man and they are not married. Examples of Marital Acts:

*Keys to the apartment

*Laying up under each other for hours at a time

*Putting things in each other’s name and you are not married (Cars, Cell phones, etc)

*Sex without a condom

*You call him your hubby or wife. (Bad words for a relationship is MY Wifey, MY Boo, MY anything. If you are not married to it, it’s not yours…)

*You are playing house. (i.e. Cleaning up their house, cooking etc…)

*Moving in or shacking up.  (Why would you move in with someone without getting married?  Don’t assume that just because you will move in with this dude, he’ll eventually marry you. )

*When you do these type of marital acts, you are giving a person the opportunity to use you up. They are getting the most out of you already so “why would they marry you?”.


So what do yall think? How do yall feel about it?

Quick Thought: Women Carrying Condoms

October 16, 2009


What does it mean when you run out of straps and the woman pulls some out of her purse? On one hand it show shes a responsible woman right…but then on the flip side its like “How much fucking is this chick doing?” This shyt actually happened to be once.  You know how you always have that one girl or dude that you’ve known for so many years and yall get up every now again. Yeah it was one of those, but I just never thought she rolled in that…But what really thru me off was the fact she just didnt have one, she had a baby pack of em.

So Im sitting on the bed thinkin “timeout, flag on the play.” So I asked….and she said “Hey you never know, you should always be prepared.” And for a split second I respected that but my mind immediately shifted to shes a responsible whore. Needless to say I got over it for the moment and still beat…lol…but still afterwards, a nigga was sticky and confused….So how do you all feel about women carrying condoms?

Rule 22.50$: “They Hold Out, Men Should Too”

October 16, 2009


Fellas, Steve “Im a tell ladies what they already know” Harvey  has now became the God of relationships to women now a days. I swear you cant have one conversation about men or relationships without at least female quoting atleast one or two lines from the book. It’s like clock work I promise!  The most controversial suggestion….a woman should out for atleast 90 days before allowing a brotha to dump dick.

Why? According to the book they should hold out to be sure a man can protect, profess and provide…lol..Basically the vagina is a precious pot of gold, where every pubic hair should be cherished, and every clit should be admired. Which got me to thinking…What is our virtue? Shouldn’t we hold out as well? You got damn right!!!!! And thats when it hit me….Rule 22:50: “Upon meeting a new female in your life, a man should reframe from spending no more than 20-22.50 on dates for the first 90 days..Thats right….nothing fucking fancy (c) Dream

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Good Read: Being The ‘Other Woman’

October 16, 2009


We talk a lot of smack about the other woman, to be honest. You know, the sidepiece, the jumpoff, the one who’d never make it to wifey status. The one you call up for a quick hit and hide from your main woman. We poke fun at her, pitying her for not knowing that that’s all she’s ever going to be- the one on the side. We blame her for leading the man astray, you Jezebel, you. She gets cussed out for tampering with the sanctity of a monogamous relationship. In the words of a friend, “Why doesn’t she just go get her own man and leave mine alone?” She’s the ho, the two-timing slut, the one that’s no good enough, et cetera. I used to be her, and trust, I didn’t give a flying flip about it then.

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Can You Trust The Homies That Cheat on Their Significant Other?

July 27, 2009

Anybody that really knows me knows that I follow Foxxhole Radio damn near religiously, you see, the Foxxhole is the only place in the world where my recklessness/ignorance is not looked down upon.


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