Ask A Nigga: Can’t Help But Wait

Dear Ask A Nigga,

I’m back on the dating scene…just broke up with my boo of a year and a half, and i’m enjoying the single life, but lately, the jack rabbit just ain’t been cuttin it. I need a ‘Joe the Plumber’ type of nigga to lay the pipe, but at the same time, I don’t wanna seem like a whore. How long is too long to make a nigga wait?

 -Can’t Help But Wait

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Can’t Help But Wait,

 

This is honestly an interesting topic, that’s been debated for years upon years. In my opinion…if you’re not waitin for marriage, then what the hell are you waitin for? I can respect a woman who hits me with the…yeah, i’m waiting til I get married…and has the chastity belt to prove it…but these hoes, I mean, excuse me, these ladies who just last year was on the set of one of Mr. Marcus’ gangbangs, and all of a sudden want to make me walk through the park with them and take them to dinner and what not so that I can ‘earn the draws’, I don’t understand that shit. Its like females pick who they want to be a hoe with, and when a nigga like me come along, they want to make it seem like they’re ‘good girls’. Well, ladies, i’m here to tell ya’ll…I ain’t shit just like the next man, so throw some of that whorish like treatment my way.

Seriously though…females need to discover what we as men have known since the beginning of time…that its OK to be a sexual being. Females think too much about what someone will think of them as a result of what they do…sometimes you gotta just live. Now i’m not sayin, go out and have unprotected sex with every nigga you run into from now until forever…nah. I’m sayin that if you feel someone on a physical and mental level, then time shouldn’t be a constraint on the sex. Granted, you can make a nigga wait for as long as you want…but you’re gonna be fuckin him, and the five months worth of females he been fuckin while waitin on yo ass © Corey Holcomb. Ladies, ya’ll gotta realize that we’re in a recession, gas prices came down a little bit, but they’re still high, so if I gotta take you out, drop you off, and then pick up my jumpoff, that’s wasting a lot of time. How about we just cut to the chase, and let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel © some one hit wonder ass group.

I know a lot of ya’ll are thinkin…but what if he thinks i’m a hoe? That’s not necessarily somethin you can control, lol. Think about it…say you make a nigga wait six months for the punanny, right? On day 183, you decide to let him ‘in’, but you give him everything…I mean everything…head, tossed salad, you name it…ya’ll do it. You think he won’t be like…well damn, was this broad a body double in All That Azz 58? But its at this point that you really have to think like a nigga. As a man, if i’m in a situation where i’m kickin it with a babe, and we have a good time on a date, we get back to the crib, and she decides to GTD, i’m not thinkin…damn, this broad is a hoe. My first thought is…no BDRs…yet, and my second thought is, damn, I got some strong ass game. Ladies, you could be the whore of all whores, and if you give it up on the first night, a nigga will really think it had more to do with his swag/confidence than it does with you being a whore…the only time I’ve really thought about a woman being a whore is if she sold me…I mean somebody the goods, if she’s let niggas run trains on her, and if she messed with one of my grimey niggas…other than that, its all hood to me © 50. Remember, its all about what you’ll think about yourself if you give it up on the first night, nevermind what that nigga thinks…as long as you don’t think you’ll wake up with unwanted bugs, legions or sores…go for what you know, lol.

Aight, so you still ain’t convinced that a nigga won’t think you’re a hoe…completely understandable. It’s still a man’s world © James Brown, and all of that respectable woman stuff is still cliché, but if you’re gonna make a nigga wait for the goods, at least go dutch on the dates with a nigga. The reasoning is this…its almost like as a woman, you’re prostituting yourself. You’re letting a nigga wine you and dine you for the prospects of gettin the pussy. What do prostitutes do? Accept payment for the pussy…same thing here. Just because its over a longer period of time, doesn’t excuse it from being classified as prostitution. Can’t Help But Wait, if you’re makin a nigga wait, you want him to feel as valued as you make him feel, so its only fair that ya’ll either go dutch on dates, or ya’ll take turns paying.

To my gangsta broads, the ones who don’t give a damn and say she took that stick © Lil Turk, lol…do what ya’ll do, keep that mentality. If a nigga can do it, you can do it…A nigga can be Secretary of State…Condoleeza can too…a nigga can get loose on the first night with no regrets except for that bad case of gonorrhea and fresh prescription of penicillin, and you can too. So do what you feel at the time…and learn to live with regrets. Its no way to tell if a nigga is bringin a BDR to the table, so the only way to figure that out is to give it up on the first night…fellas, and ladies, imagine waitin six months for some bad sex, shit would suck right? Might as well get the bad out the way early and if its good, well then that’s just icing on the cake, lol.

And remember…if you’re a hoe in one city…u can always move and start a clean slate. Shit is so real in so many ways. I know so many females who got loose back home, and at college, and then moved to a new city, join the neighborhood church, and be crowned as some nigga’s queen to be. Ain’t nothing wrong with that…get it how you live ladies. Because as long as you’re the new fish in the pond, you can make up whatever story you want, and nobody can really say that you’re lying. Now…if you’re on freaksonmyspace.com or some other site like that…might not be such a good idea, but long story short…ladies, do what makes you happy and learn to live with regrets © Jigga.

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One Response to Ask A Nigga: Can’t Help But Wait

  1. KJ says:

    Get it how you live lol…

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