Not to long ago I was at a little get together and the topic about giving head came up. The fellas argument was simple, head is expected. To my surprise a few chocolate bunnies and one pink toe agreed (like that was shock..lol). But some gals got all ansi and was like “Ahhhhh hell nahhhhhhh! No nigga should ever expect that. Head is a treat and its reserved for someone special.”
Huh? Thats that bullshit right there. This is where I draw the line. I immediately jumped in! I’m sure your wondering how did Dre respond? Well let me tell you—–>Yeahhhh fuggin right! This aint the late 80’s early 90’s where head was considered taboo. In this day an age giving head is just as common as kissing. As a matter of fact I searched thru my trusty “Relations” handbook and noticed this was rule #1. Not only is head a requirement but it comes with a no opt out clause. Now, swallowing on the other hand thats a different story……walk with me…lol
That pic above…lol…is the perfect description of how women (especially black women) react to this topic. To be honest I dont even recall how this whole conversation initially started I just remember when it took a wrong turn and crashed. The girl asked “If I was serious?” and I kindly responded “hells chea” (c) McLovin. Now to be fair it goes both ways. I know a grip of females that wont even acknowledge your existence if you are not willing to eat the twat. The difference is niggas dont care if its public we’re all for it. To my surprise I recently found out that theres a new generation of niggas who actually eat just to be eating as if the shyt is a sport. To make it worse my homegirl also told me that these new niggas also throw in eating booty as a bonus.
What the fuck! Who knew……Where are all the female gagger packs? The tonsil touchers? I need to know. Now me personally I can count on one hand how many vaginas I have faced off (c) Bow Wow/Omarion with. Dont get me wrong Im all for it but on the flip side the shyt aint a hobby. Hell when Im dumpin dick I dont even kiss girls well unless I care about em but thats another story…lol
Its 2008 going into 2009, its time to step it up and stop acting like giving head is a bad thing. No I shouldnt have to be your finance, your boyfriend, your boo or whatever title just to get some lip service. How powerful is head? Ask Superhead. Now on the other hand Im not encouraging ladies to put every dangalang they come across in they mouth because that aint cute either. Nothing sexy about kissing girl with different dick prints on her tongue. That would just make her a slut muffin. All Im saying is that there is nothing wrong with it. When I meet a gal I hit her with some questions off top….
Me: How you doing? Whats your name?
Female: I’m doing good. My name is Tina! You know your cute, Im cute, I think you should order a couple of drinks for us.
Me: Nah Im straight on that besides you got in free and thinking is overrated.
Female: Whatever! No, Im single and sexy out here.
Me: Ok, ok, thats alright! So enough of the small talk, do you enjoy having penis in your jaws? Just curious thats all.
Intercourse is coo but if it came down to it I could survive sexually off of head. Besides sex can be overrated at times especially if the girl is lazy..lol….Is that bad? Nahhh its honest. Back in high school if you got into it with a female the worse statement she could hit you with was “Nigga you wasnt saying that when you was lickin my pussy.” That was always a game changer..lol…Now a days nobody is shocked by that. I digg girls who brag about their throat game. I think its sexy! Embrace sucking! You see what happened when Hillary Clinton let up….that was a lessoned learned (c) Alicia Keys
Previously: Jackin Save My Life